Blog #0451

Sometimes, the simplest thing in life, which you thought that everyone should know… in the end… they don’t know… =.=”’

  • Do you know how to differentiate between a turtle and a tortoise? 
    A: I know! One lives on land, and one lives in water!
    B: The shape is different?
    Me: Turtles have webbed feet, like flipper. Tortoises have short legs.
  • What is the meaning of “restless”?
    A: Lethargic
    Me: Don’t feel like resting or sitting down.
  • A: I’m a spendthrift. I don’t anyhow spend money.
    Me: WTH.

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